Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 08, 2010
Transcript:
Saleswoman: The mature woman does not need to run out and buy new lipstick to be kissable on February 14. Cathy: Thank you! Saleswoman: The mature woman needs to buy lip filler, lip primer, lip fixer, lip hydrater, lip sealer, lip volumizer, lip smoother, lip finisher, lip concealer, lip toner and lip brightener. Cashier: Welcome to Valentine week! Time to put your money where your mouth is!
We are all on choice overload. The newspaper is nothing but ads, the TV is nothing but ads, and if you don’t have every blocker known to humans, the internet is nothing but ads. And it is all for junk nobody needs – like all these lip whatevers. So what was everybody watching the SuperBowl for yesterday – the ads.