Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 22, 2012
Transcript:
Cathy: What about Irving, mom? Mom: You're too good for Irving. Cathy: Alex? Mom: You're too good for Alex. Cathy: Him? Mom: You're too good for him. Cathy: Him? Mom: You're too good for him. Cathy: Him? Mom: You're too good for him. You must put yourself out there where you can be seen, but no one will ever actually be good enough to come near you! Cathy: My life as a decorative guest soap.
Hi Cathyites!! Wow — as a therapist, I think I’m beginning to see the problem. Put Mom on the couch, give Cathy some time to find a “suitable” boyfriend.
Sorry, can’t roll my eyes — I had such pain that I went to the eye-doctor today and discovered that I had a “laceration” in my eyeball. And I have no idea how it happened. Nothing serious, but boy it hurt when they put the gunk in. Now my eye will be dilated until tomorrow night.