Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for August 23, 2012

And they don’t have them at Wal-Mart either, unless you look for a date in the produce department. Ba-dum-dum!Good morning, uh… to me! Yeah, yeah, Aaron is out doing a triathlon and lucky Susan is sleeping in, so here’s a good morning to them! And a hearty hello to GsMom, KFG, Billy, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, mollie, AnonaMona, Bronzepony, simpsonfan2, tegm, legaleagle, Shyygirl27, catsarge10, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, Molly mcgee, Teresa and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today! (Whew!)

70 degree “heat”? Finding a guest at the mall? Alrighty then. How do I get out of Cathy Bizarro World and back to my own? Wow.

Hi Susan later in the day. Is Thursday the sleep-in day? I thought it was soup kitchen day (and the early rising on Wednesday was the prep day). Just when I got it all figured out, I find I know nothing instead. Yup, time marches on. Morning lightenup no I’m not up to triathlon yet. My bionics still need tuning. :-D

Afternoon AnonaMona and missing friend Bronzepony. Hope all is well. Onward to the orchard. LMB wants a game of hide and seek. Still haven’t found any of his hidey holes.

Merlin has one under the bed, one under the kitchen table, one on top of the wardrobe . . .

No, scrub the wardrobe. I suspect LMB wouldn’t be able to bounce up to that one.

70 degree heat is a “cool wave” in Oklahoma these days, so Cathy really wouldn’t be able to get through an outdoor Oklahoma wedding. Come to think of it, Cathy just doesn’t do weddings well period!

Cathy . . . Cathy . . . Cathy . . . Just because you can bring a guest doesn’t mean you have to! Why are you putting so much undue stress and pressure on yourself over the word “Guest”?!? Aaron’s not the only one who wants out of Crazy Cathy’s Bizarro World! I want go back to my own, MUCH more sane one too . . . PLEASE!!!!!

Good afternoon, lightenup, lightenupjr., Dr. K.F.G., Susan, lindz.coop, rgcviper, gmforde, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, Gator007, legaleagle48, mollie05, AnonaMona, catsarge10, millie p, soonergal, Bronzepony, Molly mcgee, simpsonfan2, Shyygirl27, Violet Bay, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, summerdog, ruizuno1, FinnyGirl and all the REST of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, it’s really great to “see” you all and if you’re new here . . . WELCOME TO CATHY’S NUTHOUSE!!!!! GLAD YOU’RE JOINING IN ON ALL THE FUN!!!!! ;-)

Don’t you wish you could zoom the clock ahead a few years to after you’ve married, Cathy?

@lightenuphttp://instantrimshot.com/(I love that link.)

Aaron I’m dreaming of that orchard with an armful of fresh apples for a homemade apple pie…bring it on !!!