Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 02, 2012
September 01, 2012
September 03, 2012
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Man: Burger? Cathy: Yes, thanks. Man: 15% fat? 7% fat? Turkey? Or soy? Cathy: Um... Man: Regular soy? Light soy? Veggie burger? Fat-free veggie burger? Cheeseburger? 2% milk cheese? Skim milk cheese? Veggie cheese? Tofu cheese? Lite tofu cheese? Hot dog? Kosher dog? Turkey dog? Veggie dog? Tofu dog? Low-fat kosher? Fat-free soy? Lite chicken dog? Cathy: Can't I have one last barbecue without a healthy alternative moral dilemma??...Just a regular burger, regular cheese, regular bun!! Man: Regular?? Cathy: Oh, forget it. I'll just have a salad. Woman: Dairy-free slaw? Egg-free egg salad? Fat-free potato salad? Oil-free vinaigrette?
@simpsonfan2 - NO-ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! (Someone had to say it.)