Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 02, 2012
September 01, 2012
September 03, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Burger? Cathy: Yes, thanks. Man: 15% fat? 7% fat? Turkey? Or soy? Cathy: Um... Man: Regular soy? Light soy? Veggie burger? Fat-free veggie burger? Cheeseburger? 2% milk cheese? Skim milk cheese? Veggie cheese? Tofu cheese? Lite tofu cheese? Hot dog? Kosher dog? Turkey dog? Veggie dog? Tofu dog? Low-fat kosher? Fat-free soy? Lite chicken dog? Cathy: Can't I have one last barbecue without a healthy alternative moral dilemma??...Just a regular burger, regular cheese, regular bun!! Man: Regular?? Cathy: Oh, forget it. I'll just have a salad. Woman: Dairy-free slaw? Egg-free egg salad? Fat-free potato salad? Oil-free vinaigrette?
millie p about 12 years ago
@simpsonfan2 - NO-ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! (Someone had to say it.)
CrimsonFoxx about 12 years ago
Okay, I can sort of see the other salads working, but how in the world do you have an oil-free vinaigrette?!
BillyJL about 12 years ago
Oh my head . . .
B A MI lost it on the “egg-free egg salad”
Morning all. And afternoon all the rest. :-)
AnonaMoaner about 12 years ago
Life is so much easier if you’re a cat, or a dog.
Tear open pouch, empty into dish.
Eat.
rgcviper about 12 years ago
Ah, heck, Cathy—just take one of everything.
Happy Sunday, all.
gobblingup Premium Member about 12 years ago
Just like going to Starbucks to get a coffee, I guess. Too many choices… Just get what you want, Cathy! Everything in moderation is fine. Personally, I like bison burgers best.Hello simpsonfan, millie p, Susan, CrimsonFoxx, Billy, AnonaMona and rgcviper! Hi to the Cathy nuts still to come… GsMom, KFG, Aaron, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, gmforde, soonergal, lippyfish, Mai Tai, Willi Nilli, Bronzepony, simpsonfan2, tegm, legaleagle, Shyygirl27, catsarge10, BJIllistrated, ncalifgirl58, Molly mcgee, Teresa and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!
mollie05 about 12 years ago
Happy Labor Day to Everyone..enjoy time off if you get it and have a genuine something off the grill if possible. :- )