Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for December 02, 2012

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Cathy: Do you like this? Irving: Great, get it. Cathy: How about this? Irving: Great, get it. Cathy: Is this better? Irving: Great, get it. Cathy: Stop saying "Great, get it."! Irving: Great. Get it. Cathy: It's perfect for mom! Isn't it perfect?! Will you put this on hold, please? Irving: What are you doing? Cathy: I'm putting it on hold so I can think about it. Irving: You've been thinking about it for ten minutes! BUY IT! Cathy: If I buy it, I'll just think about it at home. Better to think about it some more here first. Irving: You just said it's PERFECT! What's to think about?! Cathy: Are you kidding?? There's "pre-buying thinking about it"..."post-buying thinking about it"..."mid-giving thinking about it"...Where I tell her SHE can think about it and exchange it... Irving: IT'S IN YOUR HAND!! JUST BUY IT! WRAP IT UP! YOU NEVER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN!! Cathy: Why wouldn't I want to think about it??! Irving: AAGH!! Cathy: When they speak of the romance of the holidays, no one's referring to what happens at the mall.