Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 19, 2013

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Charlene: What was wrong with Robert? Cathy: Shoes. Horrid shoes. Andrea: Bleah. Good riddance. Charlene: What I was younger, I would have said, so what? Fall in love and gradually get him to change his footwear. Cathy: Me too...But no more. I'm through wasting my life trying to reform men. Andrea: If a man still wears icky shoes at our age, he deserves to be alone! Charlene: Men know how much women love shoes. Do they think we don't notice theirs?? Cathy: Do they think a woman who owns nine pairs of almost-identical-yet-subtly-unique black shoes won't care that her potential mate for life has geek feet? Hah! Charlene: Hah! Andrea: Hah! Charlene: What was wrong with Brian? Cathy: Shoes were acceptable. Socks were bad. Andrea: How I love the giddy romance of spring.