Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 01, 2014
May 31, 2014
June 02, 2014
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Cathy: French fries! 78% of the office is on a swimsuit diet and someone walked in with a bag of french fri...Aack! Cheesburgers are not allowed in the microwave!! Ditto chili dogs! Ditto chicken nuggets! Ditto enchiladas! Pizza must be eaten outside...and popcorn is no longer allowed in this zip code!! WE have enough temptations without inhaling your breakfasts lunches and snacks alld ay!! America's unspoken health hazard: Secondhand fast-food fumes. Charlene:I smell a burriot supreme! Who wants to trade for my low-fat cottage cheese?!
I still remember being at the Lambda Chi House at UM when that guy make those nasty comments about you. I almost torn his head off. I never drink, but for some stupid reason, I got drunk. They locked me up in the second floor of the house. I was so drunk. I thought I could climb down on a curtain string. I fell down on something that broke my fall. I knock on the door. Those UM brothers were so surprised. They sent me home with a car full of stock corn. They told me that you could eat it. My brothers laughed so hard. I wasn’t a farm boy.