Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 02, 2014
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Saleswoman: What is your main figure problem area? Flat chest? Flabby tummy? Thick wairst? Big rear? Chunky thighs? Squatty torso? Plump arms? Cathy: My main figure problem area is the swimwear department. I feel pretyt good about myself everywhere else. Saleswoman: Oh, great. Another impossible-to-fit healthy ego.
How about buying a swimsuit which stands a chance of staying in place while you move and (radical suggestion coming up) SWIM in it?