Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 30, 2021
May 29, 2021
May 31, 2021
Transcript:
Cathy (inside of dressing room): I have the SIZE 6 STRING BIKINI on and it's still a little baggy! Now I have on the size 4 bandeau top with the sparkly thong bottom! Now I have on the SIZE 2 plunging neckline, waist-high leg hole tank! HA HA! They all just hang on me this year! Saleswoman: LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE! Did you try the suits on anything except your wrists? Cathy: Don't be ridiculous.
karlykru Premium Member over 3 years ago
I was expecting vanity sizing; seeing suits hanging on her wrists caught me off guard, LOL.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just keep going until you get to size zero, then go on over to the Cinnabon and make yourself feel better about the cutoffs and tee shirt you will be swimming in this year. Accept it. Own it. Live it.
summerdog over 3 years ago
Next stop, the shoe department where everything looks good on her. She needs soothing with sparkly sandals.
rgcviper over 3 years ago
I knew Cathy’s comments were too good to be true. Then, lo and behold …
HI, MOM. Happy Sunday, Clan.
jbarnes over 3 years ago
It’s a pity the tankini hadn’t been invented yet. Cathy would have been far more comfortable in a tank top + shorts or skort type swimsuit.