Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for February 20, 2022

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Too late Too late Too late Too late Brian: Refused to be the cliche of the man professing his love with candy and flowers on February 14......Now is the cliche of the man professing his regret with a $500 necklace on February 20... Brown-haired man: OOPS. Philip: Rejected the over-priced, over-produced, over-hyped hoo-ha of Valentine's day......Now is conducting a 50-state search for "belated sweetheart" cards and related merchandise. Blonde man: OOPS. OOPS. OOPS. Jim: Had to do Valentine's day his way...now is doing the next 364 days his way. One by one they emerge this weekend: The newly available...the freshly reformed...the mid-season replacements...the all-new Saturday night lineup... Man with glasses: OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS OOPS The post-Valentine's day dumpee dating crop of 2000: Brown-haired man: I've learned! Blonde man: I've grown! Man with glasses: I've changed! Bald man: I've evolved! Blonde man with glasses: I've transformed! Cathy: Oh boy.