C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for March 11, 2023

“Bood”?

“Bood” work is short for “boudoir” work, or sexual activity…it’s a French thing.

I’m seventy-one….and my doctor tells me the same thing. I’ve got to agree with Mona on this one!

You’re a smokin’ hot babe who drinks to forget. Don’t worry about it. When you’re older you will forget to drink. And you won’t be smokin’ anymore.

Smoking takes 10 years off your life, but the last ten years aren’t any fun anyway

I have been quitting a lot of things that are bad for me for a long time & expect the trend to continue. I’ve done my 40 years in the desert, leave me & my burning bush alone.

Mona has to continue with her vices so that she has them to give up when it counts:

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/04/24/sinking-vessel/

remember it’s @ before # except after $

Looks as though Mona’s blood work is lacking the crucial L-enzymes.

Does Mona really have it so tough in the present?

And besides, Doc, she’s French, for heaven’s sake!