Chuckle Bros by Brian and Ron Boychuk for July 16, 2024

The proton was positive about that.

I was positive that they wouldn’t go negative on it. That’s my spin.

Old story"

Two atoms were walking down the street. Firstatom trips.

First atom: “I just tripped. I lost an electron”

Second atom: “Are you sure?”

First atom: “Yes, I’m positive”

Good Dad Joke

But they’re still gonna keep an ion him.

They couldn’t catch the neutrino in the light-speed lane.

At least he didn’t collide with anything.

….but on the positive side of the news……..

Funny comic! Afterwards, the neutron just split!