Cleats by Bill Hinds for April 28, 2012

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Tippit: Edith... uh... I... uh... Edith: I saw you talking to "Coach Cutie," Dad. Was it just a cordial "good game," or did you rub it in that we trounced them? Tippit: I wouldn't call 3-1 a trouncing-- but that's not... Edith: Did you notice how hard I played today? I wanted to send a message to that mall-do floozy. Tippit: I think her hair is quite attractive. In fact (cough cough) I-- Edith: You asked her out, didn't you? Please say she said no. I mean, she can tell you're a doofus, right? Edith: It's not too late to cancel, chickie! Tippit: "Doofus"? Can you be a little nicer as you're being insanely possessive?