Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 25, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: One of the things that's great about a tofu turkey is there's no waste. There will be a ton of leftovers. Tofu turkeyloaf, tofu-turkey enchilidas, tofu-turkey gumbo - and of course, lots tofu-turkey sandwiches. Coach Tippit: Where are you going, Edith? Edith: I'm going to get on the phone now and start negotiating some school-lunches trades for next week.
Inspired strategy! Maybe he can run for President some day.