Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 30, 2021

Bull is a macho military veteran, so he wants the Panthers to eat healthy so they can stay in shape for the games and training. Therefore, when Hugo suggests southern fried cooking, he tells him the dangers of salty and fatty foods.

Has Harp ever tried playing soccer?

My daughter’s coach was all into eating healthy. They lost every early morning game they played at tournaments. The parents finally got together and bought donuts for the team, they won. That shut the coach up for quite a while.

There used to be a place in Missouri where they threw the rolls across the restuarant to you.

That guy must be the coach on the opposing team!

I love chicken fried steak, but only eat it once a year.

I doubt Hugo has done anything more physical than pushing himself away from the table after three helpings of that comfort food.

My kids were on swim team, and I spent years getting to swim meets at the crack of dawn. They sent parents a long list of good/bad foods for the swimmers to have for breakfast, but then the snack bar only sold items on the “bad” list.