Close to Home by John McPherson for September 02, 2010

Now’s not the time to go into the water hazard to retrieve your golf ball.

Brewster’s first clue that something was terribly amiss…

It’s a very long ball retriever, Radish.

That’s a long time to be looking at a dead body…

Forget the flippin’ ball retriever. LOOK OUT FOR THE MONSTER!

That water trap is a killer.

Forget all that. Where’s the porta-potty?

When’s Hollywood going to release this?

I think that the water is a little stagnant. It’s growing things…

so THAT’S why we have to keep calling the tow truck for all those abandoned cars in the parking lot

Looks like a far side comic like Larson use to draw.

I remember playing a round of golf in the Wilmington NC area. At one of the greens a fox would stay lurking in the weeds until a golf ball would come rolling onto the green. If nobody was around, he would jump out, grab the ball, and take off with his “prize”. If someone could have located his den, I’m sure he would’ve uncovered a lifetime supply of golf balls………

C.H.U.D.

nice, dumping in the lake again…

This almost seems like something out of “Lio.”