Close to Home by John McPherson for September 18, 2010

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    robertdcurtis  about 14 years ago

    Ha,she said ho down.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I hate trying to come up with jokes aboutt a TV show I know nothing about. It’s a terrible situation.

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    She yelled “Hoedown” at the local PTA meeting, and all of the women hit the floor.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    COYOTY** I share your air wave ignorance but what’s terrible?

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    ^I’ve about it, but we don’t have TV.

    Did she say he was taking a ho down?

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    cory613  about 14 years ago

    Something like this could only happen in New Jersey !

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    waynl  about 14 years ago

    Coyoty, fret not. I wouldn’t get the joke myself and I’m from Joisey!! (And I DON’T CARE!!)

    I think the joke is that tractor. Not much more than an overgrown lawnmower.

    Which makes me think of our pastor, who is from Nebraska. I asked him if the cornfields here made him think of home and he said “That’s what those are? I thought someone forgot to mow the grass!”

    And if you really want to know, the silo is the next to LAST place I would take Sally Jo to kiss her. The last place would be the manure lagoon.

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    dfowensby  about 14 years ago

    i just heard about jersey shore on a pbs talk show today. never heard of it before. the npr folks suggest maybe better dissemination of it if they had something the other 49 states (like hawaii) would “identify” with. typical liberalists. trying to prop up a dead horse. or donkey. heh.

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    tamron  about 14 years ago

    @cdward - That was priceless! :D

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    CobraDBlade  about 14 years ago

    sigh. yet again media makes Nebraskans look like uncultured hicks. Three things you should google: Henry-Doorly Zoo, SAC Museum, Downtown Omaha.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    I said “situation”, but no one got it. Arrrgh.

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