Close to Home by John McPherson for December 13, 2010

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    magnamax  almost 14 years ago

    Ladies, I will pick it up, but why should I put it down? You remember to check.

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    Edcole1961  almost 14 years ago

    I’ve heard of doing the nasty together, but not like that.

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Here in Japan, you can buy toilets with seats that automatically lower (and can also get them with lights so you don’t have to turn on the light in the middle of the night). Not to mention the shower toilets. Japanese know how to do toilets the right way. Until you go to a train station and the only toilets are the ones in the floor.

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    A two-holer! Like some early outhouses!

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    interceptor  almost 14 years ago

    They actually sell toilets for two. Google “Twodaloo” to see it.

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    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    magnamax you silly man! You should put it down, lid and all, to keep the dog from drinking in it! It looks so much better too.

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    catqueen  almost 14 years ago

    magnamax you should put it down, because occasionally you also have to sit down.

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    Smiley Rmom  almost 14 years ago

    When are architects going to start designing master bedrooms with two toilets? (Preferably each one in a separate alcove, complete with door & exhaust fan.) I can share a tub or a shower with my hubby (if they’re large enough, or else I’ll wait my turn.) I can wait until he’s done with the sink (aka lavatory) but toilet usage sometimes can’t wait for the other one to finish. His & Her sinks/lavatories are nice, but what we need is His & Her toilets! However, NOT quite like the cartoon shows.

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    ACEIZGR8  almost 14 years ago

    “TWO-DAZE SPECIAL … . IS A WONDERFUL LITTLE ADDITION FROM OUR FRIENDS IN JAPAN … ESPECIALLY WHEN BOTH OF YOU EAT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAWS COOKING!”

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Rmom–with enough money you can have anything you want: a his and her bathroom with a urinal in his and a bedet in hers, heated towel rods, etc.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Now they can concentrate on fighting over who gets to clean it.

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    dfowensby  almost 14 years ago

    hey! i have a single unit one at home that has the woman fixer feature of all time! it’s called: a HINGE. use it.

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    916064 Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I would think women would like for us to leave the seat up so they will know we DID raise it up before we used it.

    But, besides that, it is good to keep them down, including the lid, to prevent the rats, snakes and crocodiles from getting into the house.

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    Fogger_man  almost 14 years ago

    Besides, ladies, you have gravity on your side. Be a big girl and put the seat down yourself if it is left up. I, for one, always put the seat and lid down, but this age-old argument is silly!

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