Close to Home by John McPherson for February 28, 2015
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Woman with glasses: Oh, brother. There's that witch Helen Clydelle. She sure has been packing away the pounds. And there's her loser husband, Dan. The guy has the brains of a tire iron. Though she did not know it, Carol began to suffer from visible thought bubbles.
You could always just drop an anvil on them, once the comics physics kicks in.