Close to Home by John McPherson for February 29, 2016

And as the door slammed behind them, they heard the ominous voice say, “You’re next!”

Oscar Mayer?

If he twitches, call it jerky.

Reader comments are really hamming it up!

Someone finally gave Jigsaw a taste of his own medicine!

I’ve never heard of “Rack of Pig”

You’ve got it all wrong.

This is Porky’s Chiropractic Office

Dick Cheney’s chef prepares his lunch.

they were just trying to get him to squeal

This is worse then the smoked bacon idea using pot as the source!

With all the pork and ‘pork pulling’..

It must be the DNC!

Oh well; “What does it matter?..”

Wait till they find the jerk chicken

Well that can’t be kosher…