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Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2016
March 15, 2016
March 17, 2016
Transcript:
You are about to get a terrible paper cut!
New local Chinese restaurant was about to open. Had a big sign out front saying: Every fortune cookie fortune WILL come true!!!" The place was jammed on day 1. All the fortunes said the same thing: “You will die someday.”