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New local Chinese restaurant was about to open. Had a big sign out front saying: Every fortune cookie fortune WILL come true!!!" The place was jammed on day 1. All the fortunes said the same thing: “You will die someday.”
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
Pretty bad, when you can’t even open a fortune cookie without cutting your finger. Better stick to burgers and fries until you get some skillz.
Ubintold almost 9 years ago
Wow, they really work……sometimes.
J Short almost 9 years ago
Misfortune cookie.
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
You want lice with that?
RwB1 almost 9 years ago
New local Chinese restaurant was about to open. Had a big sign out front saying: Every fortune cookie fortune WILL come true!!!" The place was jammed on day 1. All the fortunes said the same thing: “You will die someday.”
angelfiredragon almost 9 years ago
that is a bit more specific than the ones I’ve seen, the ones I see are so generic they could apply to anyone.