Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2016

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    Pretty bad, when you can’t even open a fortune cookie without cutting your finger. Better stick to burgers and fries until you get some skillz.

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    Ubintold  over 8 years ago

    Wow, they really work……sometimes.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    Misfortune cookie.

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    whiteheron  over 8 years ago

    You want lice with that?

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    RwB1  over 8 years ago

    New local Chinese restaurant was about to open. Had a big sign out front saying: Every fortune cookie fortune WILL come true!!!" The place was jammed on day 1. All the fortunes said the same thing: “You will die someday.”

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    angelfiredragon  over 8 years ago

    that is a bit more specific than the ones I’ve seen, the ones I see are so generic they could apply to anyone.

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