You are about to get a terrible paper cut!
Pretty bad, when you can’t even open a fortune cookie without cutting your finger. Better stick to burgers and fries until you get some skillz.
Wow, they really work……sometimes.
Misfortune cookie.
You want lice with that?
New local Chinese restaurant was about to open. Had a big sign out front saying: Every fortune cookie fortune WILL come true!!!" The place was jammed on day 1. All the fortunes said the same thing: “You will die someday.”
that is a bit more specific than the ones I’ve seen, the ones I see are so generic they could apply to anyone.
August 21, 2015
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Pretty bad, when you can’t even open a fortune cookie without cutting your finger. Better stick to burgers and fries until you get some skillz.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
Wow, they really work……sometimes.
J Short over 8 years ago
Misfortune cookie.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
You want lice with that?
RwB1 over 8 years ago
New local Chinese restaurant was about to open. Had a big sign out front saying: Every fortune cookie fortune WILL come true!!!" The place was jammed on day 1. All the fortunes said the same thing: “You will die someday.”
angelfiredragon over 8 years ago
that is a bit more specific than the ones I’ve seen, the ones I see are so generic they could apply to anyone.