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Close to Home by John McPherson for July 24, 2016
Transcript:
Man: I care about you a lot, but I think we should take things slowly.
Kyle's practice sessions for his very first date takes a dramatic nosedive.
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Jackie.Trades over 8 years ago
At least it’s not from Gallagher’s Watermelons. Those would be smashed
jbduncan over 8 years ago
Mom, He’ll be living here a very long time.
J Short over 8 years ago
Somewhere in here is a joke about melons.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Inject it with vodka and take it on the date.
Partyalldatyme over 8 years ago
At least he’s not going all American Pie on it.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
To Mom’s horror, she began to suspect what happened to her good apple corer.
xeacons over 8 years ago
This is why we lock our doors, kids.
jaa_33 Premium Member over 8 years ago
My mom wouldn’t let us lock our doors. Heck, she made sure our doors didn’t even lock. Plus we had to share a room, boys in one girls in the other.
pattidolls over 8 years ago
he could really be on a roll with her