Close to Home by John McPherson for October 28, 2016

You weren’t expecting “shrinkage”, either.

Or maybe the mortician decided he should be stiff, after all.

They expected his flag to be flying at half mast.

Reggie’s last name won’t happen to be be Johnson, would it?

I always wondered why they closed the lower half of the casket.

What is that guy doing with his hand?

I would imagine it looks like a cadaver in anatomy class at medical school!

Thanks for the REAL belly laugh to start my day.

Go out as you came in…

That poor woman in blue just got the SHOCK of her life!

WAY TO MUCH INFORMATION!!

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. He’s going out the way he came in. His birthday suit is his deathday suit.

Reggie’s grin cracks me up.