Soon, every food label will contain the same wording. Multiple universities will receive National Science Foundation grants to study the effects of slorbates on rats and mice (well, you can’t start these things on humans! What if there are some terrible side effects?) “Peer reviewed” articles will appear in multiple scientific journals. The New York Times will have a front page article, and the op-ed page will be filled with point and counterpoint arguments on the benefits of slorbates for weight-control and psoriasis.
Soon, every food label will contain the same wording. Multiple universities will receive National Science Foundation grants to study the effects of slorbates on rats and mice (well, you can’t start these things on humans! What if there are some terrible side effects?) “Peer reviewed” articles will appear in multiple scientific journals. The New York Times will have a front page article, and the op-ed page will be filled with point and counterpoint arguments on the benefits of slorbates for weight-control and psoriasis.