Soon, every food label will contain the same wording. Multiple universities will receive National Science Foundation grants to study the effects of slorbates on rats and mice (well, you can’t start these things on humans! What if there are some terrible side effects?) “Peer reviewed” articles will appear in multiple scientific journals. The New York Times will have a front page article, and the op-ed page will be filled with point and counterpoint arguments on the benefits of slorbates for weight-control and psoriasis.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Soon, every food label will contain the same wording. Multiple universities will receive National Science Foundation grants to study the effects of slorbates on rats and mice (well, you can’t start these things on humans! What if there are some terrible side effects?) “Peer reviewed” articles will appear in multiple scientific journals. The New York Times will have a front page article, and the op-ed page will be filled with point and counterpoint arguments on the benefits of slorbates for weight-control and psoriasis.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
A certain multi-vitamin advertises that they are gluten free and non-GMO. The same can be said of sand.
J Short over 7 years ago
So, it is actually slorbait.
comixbomix over 7 years ago
Said the woman with the lizardy tongue…
jtviper7 over 7 years ago
Who would ever buy canned or bottled sauce ? I make the best from scratch.
kodj kodjin over 7 years ago
Lots of truth here!
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
i read somewhere that slorbates are actually good for you…
namelocdet over 7 years ago
Gluten. Ha!
modemac over 7 years ago
Well played, sir, well played.