Close to Home by John McPherson for April 14, 2019

Quick, Bleeb! Blast off!

Was this originally published about 50 years ago?

Just hope she doesn’t think you’re trying to moon her!

Now we know why Bleeb’s been missing for the last few days; been on a slow capsule to the moon.

You just can’t take humans anywhere.

Bleeb’s back from vacation! Now it’s back to work, observing humanity, and trying to find intelligence on this planet. Dolphins, mice, and cats, but that’s about it, so far…

Human presence = graffiti. I would not be surprised if we watched the mars rover track closely we would see they spelled out something as they were driving around ‘exploring’ mars.

Cha?

YEAH!!!!

Another Drama King?

Some things can never be forgiven ~~ no matter how hard you try.

How are there three guys there? I though only two landed on the moon, while the third stayed in the orbiter.

There is no way any wife/girlfriend will EVER forget that. Their minds are like steel traps. And in an argument, these events are thrown at you vitriol and precision.

In short Kevin – you are screwed.

Bleeb it or not, our friend is back