Close to Home by John McPherson for May 29, 2019

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20 of those pounds will be from abrasions. Bleeb will just hop on one of the girls.

Talk about a bunch of dumbbells!

This one’s not funny.

Actually, not a bad idea. Except for the merciless dragging in the case of a fall. You will run and you will not stop until the trainer/driver says you can. Period.

Of course, now they’ll get sued for inappropriate touching.

This is such a drag.

They didn’t read the fine print; aye there’s the rub.

This could get really messy really fast.

They are about to discover a new level of road rash.

Those girls don’t need to worry, that car has no wheels.

Run it off or scrape it off. Your choice.

Poor Bleeb doesn’t have 25 pounds to lose.

Let’s be kind. Give today’s cartoon a one star rating and move along.

They should be able to lose 50 lbs in 6 months providing they: 1. Need to lose that much, and 2. Walk 3 miles every day.

PS. I think Bleeb should get the *%$# out of there because he’s gonna get stepped on or run over before he loses any weight.

Am I the only one who noticed that the vehicle doesn’t have any wheels? Maybe they can slide.

Quick, someone go untie Bleeb!!