Close to Home by John McPherson for January 12, 2020

Bleeb is crying out for help. Evil Dalcon is up to no good.

Bleeb always seemed happy up till now. If I were he, I’d worry more about the cat.

It looks ominous, but it’s actually their S&M homework.

Reminds me of the movie “The war of the Roses”…

Looks like Bleep is no longer enjoying his visit to Earth. Sorry, Bleeb, you’re ours now and we love you.

And they lived happily ever after since joining that Book of the Month club. The end.

I’m more worried about the alien…..

Between flipping us off yesterday and holding up a sign for help today, I get the feeling Bleeb’s had enough of Earth…

Are those lamps, or toilet paper rolls?

“Can this marriage be saved?”

notice she isn’t drinking her drink.

Wow! There is a lot going on here today. I suspect cialis would not be the answer to anyone’s problem here.

Time for single beds.

And here I thought Bleeb wanted to be here. Sorry, Bleeb, no one here is going to help you. We want you here.

If Mr. McPherson loves Bleeb, he should set it free and see if it returns.

Just reading up before that appearance on Jerry Springer.

Is Dalcon ill? I’ve never seen him that shade of green before…

The plot thickens.

“Women, you can’t live with ‘em, and they won’t neatly fit in the freezer.”—Jeff Dahmer

It appears that Bleeb wants to leave. I hope McPherson is not planning to write him out.

They’re talking about the cat, right?

The cat appears to be content and totally detached from his surroundings, not concerned at all about murder or mayhem.

Phone rings: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Rose? Good news – you’ve been selected to appear on the Dr. Phil show!

So … if their marriage breaks up, who gets the cat?

One of them will be on Forensic Files real soon, right after the other one is dead!