Close to Home by John McPherson for July 13, 2020

Then stay at home. Let the old fool go out by his self.

I’ve seen old dudes with their pants nearly to their armpits, but that is taking it to the extreme LOL. He better sure hope he doesn’t fart!

It looks like Bleeb is checking out the high heels. He seems to be into anything to do with humans / females .

Inquiring aliens need to probe.

That looks like a good plan. Wish I’d thought of it.

Sadie’s just jealous.

That’s a good look, Jethro. Stay with that.

Not sure which is funnier, this or just his underwear on his face.

How’s the air down there?

“Okay… okay…..sorry! I wasn’t trying to embarrass you, I just didn’t have a mask handy and decided to…….whoa, when did I eat corned beef?!“

The guy wants to walk around in his own Dutch Oven, let him, better he be the Bio-Filter for farts than the rest of us.

Whatever works for you. No embarrassment at his age.

I’m not all that sure that’s better than smelling your own breath for hours.

I don’t understand the old man pants thing. I’ve never seen that.

I’d hate to have to breathe like that in my old age God forbid they keep pushing this “mask” fiasco

Talk about recycling!

Uncle Tony!

“They said mask, so I gotta mask. Wadda want?”

Oh, that’s got to smell ripe with old man piss dribbles. Ewwww!

TMI!

This has it’s advantages. When he’s ready to drink his beer, he just unzips his pants.

Frankly, I find all humans embarrassing!

In 100 years time, people will look at these cartoons and wonder why they are wearing masks

When I went to the Post Office yesterday, there was an older gent coming out with his T-shirt pulled up over the lower half of his face baring his beer gut but complying with our statewide mask order.