Close to Home by John McPherson for August 14, 2020

Just before I woke up from my snakes dream.

Bleeb sure seems to be amused.

Snake dreams are horrifying. Hahaha, crazy stuff LOL

I hope Bleeb is ok. After watching a monster get murdered.

Now we know what happened to Randall at the end of “Monsters Inc.”

“Yes! You’ve convinced me! Now let’s get this thing autopsied ASAP.”

And now to take care of the one in the closet!

Remember the movie “Major Payne”. When one of the young cadets complained there was a monster in his closet, he went and shot at the closet? Lol good times

This is why as an adult I finally got a bed that sits flush on the floor

What sort of marinade to use on it?

Someone read Hogfather! “Susan says, don’t get afraid, get angry.”

Now that is a very “Stranger Things” sort of day.

Now we believe ~~ we just needed proof!

“Well son, I can’t say that your mom and I aren’t glad that thing’s gone…but that’s no monster, that’s the Johnsons pet from next door. Honey, get the lime and I’ll get the shovel, Jimmy… you wrap that thing up in a sheet and drag it to the back yard, and both of you remember… sad faces the next time you see the Johnsons…AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!?”

Junior! What have you done! That’s not a monster, that’s Grandpa!

Is that anyway to talk about your sister.

The monster is NOT under the bed. Which leads me to believe that this evil child lured the monster into his room under false pretenses, and killed it to impress his parents. The kid’s error was underestimating how heavy the monster was, and he couldn’t totally shove the dead monster under the bed.

Looks nothing like the monster under my childhood bed. But, it was so vicious I was afraid to hang an arm or a foot down.

Call the ASPCA!

Shhhhhh, don’t tell him Bleeb is sitting ON his bed!

They must be up in Rhinelander, Wisconsin…for that sure looks like the Hodag.

Uncle Phil in a monster suit?