Close to Home by John McPherson for October 23, 2020

The cows look absolutely thrilled.

Looks like this is a pre-Bleeb cartoon…or else he’s dressed up like a cow.

Some costumes are so good you’d never know they’re horses!

Maybe dude should have asked his cows, first. I smell a mutiny coming on.

The “queen” is my favorite. All she needs is a purse. :-)

I’d be more concerned for widowed farmer Peck; with the one wearing his wife’s dress! Because she’s been wearing dresses for months now!

Great idea. I’m thinking vampire cows would be cool. Maybe a bull dressed in a box of Milk Duds.

MOO! Er, uh… BOO!Aaaaaaahh! It’s a 2010 rerun!!!!

I told you yesterday, that McPherson allowed Bleeb to melt plastic green army men in my microwave… well, he ruined it!

Eulogy for Emerson. What can I say about our microwave, Emerson. He served us loyally for ten years, heating leftovers, warming coffee and tea, defrosting frozen foods, and a bevy of other tasks performed effortlessly day in and day out. His eagerness to serve, as well as his ability to be a cook, a clock, and a kitchen timer, never went unappreciated. The ease with which he could deal with popcorn, potatoes, pizza, frozen vegetables, beverages, or dinner plates was exemplary. He passed away peacefully last night while reheating a slice of pizza (AFTER he was melting green army men as an experiment for McPherson and Bleeb) He held out for the entire time, before breathing his last breath and passing into the ether. (actually he popped like a firecracker) RIP old friend, you served us well, and you were loved by everyone, and you will be sorely missed. Oh, and Amazon will deliver your replacement in 3 to 4 days.

Hmmmmmm, very interesting……

How many children were told that their aging Dalmatian was sent to live on a farm upstate?

With a name like Peck, this should have been a chicken ranch.

OOOH, it’s COWLOWEEN !

I’ve wondered if a baby goat in a petting zoo should wear a baby bonnet for Halloween; it would be cute.