Close to Home by John McPherson for November 20, 2020

There’s a show for just about everybody on tv these days.

Two words that would put a dog in a stupor might come in handy.

I’m not an expert, but I think it’s “youse”.

To lazy to see if the website exists.

Why not? Everything else you can think of is advertised on tv! :-)

Might as well be with the IRS

Well, there you go. The boosters just gave the dark web a boost. TikTok for looters. …sigh!

A division of Mobco, Inc.

Because of the pandemic, the networks are throwing all kinds of garbage at us, All the pilots that never took off, documentaries that do not make sense and (my favorite) rehashing of documentaries from the past. How many “NEW” stories can you have on DB Cooper?

“Honey… quick! Come in here! Your ex-husband is on a TV commercial showing people how to be better burglars! Watch ‘em get into that house when the people aren’t home and steal stuff… they make it look so easy!

“Umm… that house looks a lot like our house!”

“CRAP!!”

What kind of beer is the viewer drinking? I’m not breaking in unless they have something good to drink. burp.

Hi Little Alien Dude! Change the channel, Bleeb! :)

These commercials are right around the corner!

Bleeb is running a quick security system check, he suggest marbles and tacks on the floor.

Is this the True Crime channel?

It’s on the dark web! :)

Hey, if ya got to have burglars, they as least should be well trained.

Sorry but this isn’t anywhere Close To Home.