Close to Home by John McPherson for November 24, 2020

Fine time to tell me honey. Bleeb try to get in front of the air bag.

There is some serious Deja Vu there. Yikes!

At least it’s not on I-5 in L.A.

I had an old Chevy Biscayne with a tiny chain link steering wheel that would come right off the column because the threads on the column were stripped never came off while on the road thank God.

If you co-ordinate opening the doors, maybe you can keep it on the road.

I’ll bet the Check Engine light is on as well.

In an old gag a man is behind the wheel driving while his wife, sitting next to him, constantly torments him.At one point the man takes off the steering wheel and tells her: “Here, you drive” .

Back in the 70s, I had a used biodegradable Chevy Vega, one day going down a slight hill, the steering box left the unibody frame, scariest thing, luckily I was able to stop the car, an older farmer was behind me in his tractor, he towed my car up the hill to his place and welded something together to make sure it would get me home. He wouldn’t take anything from me, just told to me to be safe going home, so I thanked him and left. When I got home, I junked the car. Haven’t had a Chevy since!

Poor bleeb. He desperately wants out

I hate it when that happens.

I’m surprised there is gas in the tank.

The linkage is made of a bronze “A” guitar string and chewing gum!

Quick. Turn on the cruise control. The autopilot function will keep you safe while you call your mechanic. …snort

At least the brakes still work – hopefully.

Don’t worry I think I have some glue in my purse.

“Alright, then YOU drive!” (Hands her the wheel)

A no steerage passenger?

Never buy a used race car with quick release hubs

Is Bleeb on the outside looking in or inside looking out?

Nothing like your wife having her own car!

Pretty impressive. In the world of Formula One, you’ve got to pay at least $250,000 for a car with one of those.

If his wife is familiar with the problem, she should know what needs to be done.

Bleeb wants out!

Seems many are more into the Bleeb than the contents of the strip.

Quick! Vice-grips!

“Here… hold this!”