Close to Home by John McPherson for November 26, 2020

Old Crow, turkeys with pop ups, Bleeb doesn’t know what to think. Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Seeing you’re at a bar it just means you’ve had enough your done. Bleeb is wondering whats a fella got to do to get some service around here.

I thought this was about that old song. “Straw in the Turkey”.

A little Wild Turkey Bourbon will fix that !

If that erection lasts for more than two hours you’ll need to see a doctor!!

I think he’s done!

Dude, you’re baked!

Funny, I have something similar happen after a few to many drinks.

OK, this one definitely gets my Best of Day award.

Well, he’s done, time to cut him off…

Where’s the guillotine?

Yep, he’s toasted alright…

They do have cause to celebrate but he doesn’t look done enough to have the popper come up……

You got lucky dude. Next thing you know they would’ve put a nice soothing oil on you

Someone cut Bleeb off… before he becomes a giblet! Somehow he’s found himself in a comic irony of being full of Wild Turkey®, in a bar full of wild turkeys!

All right buddy. You’re done.

That makes it easier for the bartender to determine when he’s done.

I don’t know, but it seems Bleeb has be hanging out with some strange birds lately.

sure looks like hes done

That’s one heck of an outie!

I have to wonder if any of them are drinking “Wild Turkey.”

At least their not drinking Wild Turkey