Close to Home by John McPherson for December 07, 2020

Oh dear, I texted a group message picture with my signature in the snow. The return comment was why did I not DOT My I. So I had a few more beers and did a retake. I dotted my I that time. LOL

I have great pean-manship. Hahahahaha

My pean-manship is impeckerable. Hahaha……on a roll.

Let that poor dog in!

https://my.evilmilk.com/go/66i-1t76ky.htm

If you are cold they are as well dont leave any animal out in the elements.

If he’s that smart he should be able to at least go into the garage and close the door.

“Don’t eat yellow snow”

Dogs are famliy and should be in the house. My little dog seldoms goes outside. She sleeps on the furniture and in our bed.

“Some dog.”

Well that’s one way to spell it out

Then learn to use the litter box.

P-mail.

Clever dog. Now if he could just bring in the mail.

He’s not moving. That’s probably a bad sign…

Does that Golden Reliever have spell-check?

How does the dog stop between letters!?

So glad I don’t have a dog. Bleeb is still hanging out in that car ~ he wants to go for another wild ride.

let him in.

I hope Bleeb is not locked in that car, he could freeze his antennas off.

Definitely impressed Mom….

Bleeb is still stuck in the car. Different plate, and properly parked, but same car, I would say. Hang on Little Alien Dude! The doggie is trying to get a message through! :)

Kudos to the author for being an advocate for mistreated dogs! it is not funny but certainly a serious problem in some places! Don’t put dogs outside if you can’t give them proper warm lodging!

I think he’s a wee bit cold…

HOLY SHNIKES… look! Bleeb is still locked in that car from two days ago… oop, never mind, the carbon monoxide got him! WHOA, wait a minute! Bleeb is backing that car outa the garage! Now he’s chasing that dog down the street, running over mailboxes and stuff! Bleeb’s trying to run down that dog! But the dog is too smart and jumped outa the way! Nope, Bleeb got him with the door! He’s driving back now and I bet it’s to build a snowman over the dog wh—- message. I gotta lay off the Red Bull!

Could be a message about animal cruelty, yes?

Bleeb looks a bit bemused.