Close to Home by John McPherson for March 17, 2021

While Bleeb is safely on the spaceship, Dalcon looks on with evil intentions. Vaporizing is fun he says. Hmmmmm

The blond is cute but her friend is “smokin”!

Pre-Probe Photos?

At first I thought they were just a pair of smelly python boots.

Well, perhaps this is only a little, tiny bit, more stupid that a selfie with a Buffalo and a bit safer than a selfie with a Grizzly bear. It’s getting to be time we should start hearing the Darwin stories from Yellowstone Park.

Talk about bad breath.

Those are some seriously butt-ugly aliens, but you gotta give ‘em some fashion points for shoppin’ at Ralph Lauren. I hope they have PROGRESSIVE®…‘cause Bleeb’s about to jack their spaceship!

Bleeb isn’t going to leave us, is he?? Gorak must be young and not too good at controllingl his vaporizing.

Gorak: sorry, force of habit

Judging by their clothing are these aliens a Hale-Bopp, wanna be cult?

What a set of springs on that guy!

Well, that would be one way for the humans to become smoking hot.

Better check the camera settings.

Who’s gonna sweep that up?

Bleeb is pale with fear.

Yes Gorak. Please refrain from vaping the humans

Must be well acquainted – first name basis now.