Close to Home by John McPherson for March 26, 2021

You get what you pay for – a shot below the elbow!

Vacs-R-Us……..cash only please.

Bleeb certified out of this world.

I got mine from our newspaper carrier.

So, uh, what’s in the vaccine?

“Lemonade.”

Can I just have it in a glass instead?

Getting stuck with a lemon…literally

Must be giving them downtown because I see needles all over the sidewalks.

What I do not understand is there are now a dozen different versions of Covid now and getting a vaccine just does not play into the deal. Each version would need its own vaccine. One vaccine would not take care of all the versions. Vaccines just do not work that way.

Crispy Cream is offering free glazed doughnuts for a shot. Too sweet for me!

If they ask you to drop your drawers…it’s probably not legit.

Scary. Bet you when a burglar breaks in, he’ll probably leave behind a vaccine shot for you to take

I’m thinking the Girl Scouts are missing out on a prime business opportunity here.

They’re offering cooties shots, you dim bulbs!

the cartoon says…

“it’s great that so many places are offering vaccinations now.”…and i am thinking, guess we don’t need healthcare professionals to give the shot to the public?? i would rather have a healthcare professional give the shot and not some kids…and yes, i know it’s not real and it’s a cartoon…

I read a report this morning that claims about 49% of male Republicans are refusing to get the vaccine. That’s a lot.

The kids are covering all bases. Fauci pushes the vaccine, John Magufuli claimed lemonade cured Covid. Magufuli is pushing daisies now.

Coming soon, to a town near you!

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they can offer lemonade when you get a vaccine but they won’t give you food or water while you are waiting to vote….SO UNFAIR!

It’s Spring time for Bleeb, things are looking up, so to speak.

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I got mine from the milkman. Wait there are no milkman. Hmm I wonder what that shot was?

That’s just the shot in the arm that the program needed.

a nursing student shot me yesterday…she hit a capillary, a little blood, but I lived…she needed the practice

They haven’t evolved to serving the vaccine in the lemonade yet! I’m waiting for that version.

I got a shot from my bartender.

I got mine from a con man who said Covid was real and that it actually did something good for you. He was from the CDC.

Then i grew a third arm…

lemonade vaccination, or vaccination made from lemonade?

Is it that hard to draw a thumb?