Close to Home by John McPherson for July 19, 2021

First world problems.;-D

I’m sure the answer is buried somewhere in the newest infrastructure bill.

This madness will end just about the same time they confess that this is actually the Wheel of Misfortune.

EEEEEEEEE!

Price of a vowel has doubled?? Yikes better look into getting a loan for that one.

Well, consonants are being dropped everywhere so they need the income. i.e. ´ave, tommora, doin´etc.

When it’s realized that Vanna has long been a superfluous appendage?

I have indeed noticed a lot of people are starting to use numbers instead 0f l3tt3rs 1n ther3 wri77ing.

Climate has been changing forever. Nothing new.

Hello bleep

Oh, the humanity!

I think I’ll go have a vowel movement…

Next March.

Some of the contestants don’t know what a vowel is?

Is this a true thing? I don’t watch WOF because I am so bad at it.

“Uh, Pat… I’d like to solve!”

“Okay, go ahead.”

Bʟᴀᴄᴋ-Mᴀʀᴋᴇᴛ-Vᴏᴡᴇʟs

“Thaaaat’s the one! Tell him what he’s won Jim!”

“Thanks Pat… he’s won an all expenses paid trip to the country with the most vowels in its name: “Mozambique”… from there, it’s on to “Kyrgyzstan” to help balance out his vacation trip with some consonants.”

“Wooo-woohoo-woo-woo!”

Obviously the wages are not keeping up with the inflation.

Obviously, she had a vowel movement.

It’s caused by the Biden inflation!

I bet Pat Sajak will be glad to know Bleeb likes Wheel of Fortune.

In Polish, vowels seem to be so expensive they seldom use them.

Hey folks, Bleeb’s trying to get your attention.

Gas for your car is up to $10/ gal!

Don’t know about Pat and Vanna, but boy do I miss Alex Trebek.

Global climate change? Nope… just BLEEB farts! :>)

A, E, I, O, U…. … WHY?? :>)