Close to Home by John McPherson for February 22, 2022

It could have been worse. It could have been the sewage treatment plant.

Hopefully that is not the “half bath” mentioned on the listing!

Be careful what you wish for…lol

Hey, snap it up. You got a winner there. My last rental had an old toilet on the lawn for a birdbath and squirrel feeder.

I was told the guy peeing in my yard was a waterfall. SOLD

The real estate agent wasn’t lying, was he?

A relatively calm day of observation for Bleeb. Good for him.

The advertisement must have included:

Stunningly beautiful, water view apartment with an added attraction for bird watchers.

Customer: umm the basement is flooded

Agent: oh uh that’s your indoor swimming pool

Where’s the beach? (And don’t say the widow lady next door)

“Not.”

He’d make more money as a politician…

Hey, jump on it. With the price of rent you’re lucky you got that.

A bird’s eye view.

No! Keep looking!