Close to Home by John McPherson for June 21, 2022

Maybe he thought they were aunt traps

Wait til it hits them tho…

From forty stories? He’s going to squash them AS IF they were ants.

They’re staying in a high class Roach Motel.

You’re going to need bigger traps!

Hi, Bleeb. You look larger than usual this morning. I guess perspective is everything.

Brian needs better prescription

Deleted scene from THEM

Trivial Factoid:

When most people think of Autocorrect, they more than likely think of all the hiccups it causes. But thanks to Autocorrect, the gap between whim and word is narrower than it’s ever been, and our world is awash in easily rendered thought. However, one can’t deny that it really only lightheartedly makes us say things we didn’t Nintendo.

— your friends at Autocorrect

Keep dropping them and you might really just take one of the pests out. Woe be to you if you do.

Parallax

Wave to bleeb

Let’s see … Ant traps have a mass of X, times 40 stories of gravity-driven acceleration, equals an impact velocity on people’s heads of …

Cool! Bleeb’s in a better mood, now…

Pity the person with a toupee/wig having one of those sticky things land on their head!

It looks like someone built a Bleeb proportioned building. About time.

That could sting.

“They are ants, Karen! They are ants!”