Close to Home by John McPherson for February 05, 2023

Pick your poison, whatever way, you are sunk!

So many people confuse love and lust.

They all go into one single swirling tube that throws them out into a pool of emotions.

At least they’re smiling in the first two boats. (L-R)

In other tunnel news…

https://www.gocomics.com/junk-drawer/2023/02/03

Looks like Bleeb’s headed into the Resentment tunnel.

Where’s the Tunnel of I’m dumping you for someone else?

Why bother? Been down that tunnel and done that tunnel…phtoooy!

Sorry, Bleeb. You seem to be hitching a ride on the wrong boat. You should have chosen the boat going into the middle tunnel.

Monty, I’ll take door number three, Simmering Resentment!

Oooh, I’m sorry, the grand prize was behind the “hormone” door! You’ve won the consolation prize, a lifetime supply of dish towels, a box of laundry soap, and a bag of lawn fertilizer…

This is really funny! Thanks, John.

Most ppl travel the middle

Still my favorite Cyanide & Happiness short. Tunnel Of Love. It’s 30 seconds and safe for work. Give it a shot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESUYMoJVpYo

Bleeb’s going for one hull of a ride!!

I thought the middle one would be the Tunnel of Second Thoughts!!

The one on the right is the post divorce tunnel.

“Simmering resentment.” Oh, that’s gonna be fun when it boils over! Hiya Bleeb! Better luck next time! :)

Soon to come——the tunnel of impending mayhem.

Is there light at the end of any of those tunnels?

They had one called The Tunnel of Lifetime Unconditional Commitment but no one ever took it.

Should be a 4th “Tunnel of: I left the wife at home `cause she said I could go fishing.” … ;)

Tunnel of impending divorce, only one per boat…

Were any of these tunnels built by the Viet Cong?