The husband strums on the guitar singing…
Well, this year’s a story about my wife named Ingred
She laid on the couch and never kept her family fed
And then one day as she watched her favorite show
An alien showed up and said “Cheerio!”
Stranger, that is, outer space, visitor
After just one week, the whole world wants to know
The cameras showed up and filmed a brand new show
Ingred said, “My own couch is just the place to be
Because I don’t have to move to see myself on TV.”
Boob Tube, that is, Nerd Network, Idiot Box
August 21, 2015
The husband strums on the guitar singing…
Well, this year’s a story about my wife named Ingred
She laid on the couch and never kept her family fed
And then one day as she watched her favorite show
An alien showed up and said “Cheerio!”
Stranger, that is, outer space, visitor
After just one week, the whole world wants to know
The cameras showed up and filmed a brand new show
Ingred said, “My own couch is just the place to be
Because I don’t have to move to see myself on TV.”
Boob Tube, that is, Nerd Network, Idiot Box