Close to Home by John McPherson for July 26, 2023

well, at least you know what it’s like first hand Rita!

Not that you would ever do it.

We know, it’s all about you

With the writers’ and actors’ guild strikes, i wouldn’t be surprised if this idea is tried.;-D

He sure knows how to pick ’em.

“Thanks for stringing me along”, he said pluckily.

There’s a kernel of truth in being corny.

… but I REALLY wanted you to hear me play this song on guitar… it’s about a guy that plays a song on guitar.

The husband strums on the guitar singing…

Well, this year’s a story about my wife named Ingred

She laid on the couch and never kept her family fed

And then one day as she watched her favorite show

An alien showed up and said “Cheerio!”

Stranger, that is, outer space, visitor

After just one week, the whole world wants to know

The cameras showed up and filmed a brand new show

Ingred said, “My own couch is just the place to be

Because I don’t have to move to see myself on TV.”

Boob Tube, that is, Nerd Network, Idiot Box

At first glance, I thought the streak on the window was Dalcon’s club, and I thought, “This is a first, Dalcon alone, not pursuing Bleeb.” Then I looked more closely and saw that it was actually Bleeb, striking out yet again this week. Alas, poor Bleeb.

I’m that guy, playing my guitar a lot while my wife yells at me during “The Price Is Right”.

Ah the new Netflix documentary

oh the irony

Shhh. With the writers on strike, don’t give the TV producers any ideas.

It’s actually smart. I subscribe to channels when I want to watch an entire series and unsubscribe after a month.

“Oh look, it’s me!”

Bleeb, you are better off out there!!!!!!! :)

Surprise, surprise, surprise…..