Close to Home by John McPherson for November 01, 2024

“R-B and B” (rodent)

Ya think?

Where’s the door mouse to keep out the riff raff?

IT’S CALLED THE SCURRY INN!

… it should be easy to round ‘em up, they’re all probably in the hotel restaurant… AKA your kitchen!

It should have been the “Scurry Inn”

Hourly rates.

This guy is good.

time to get a cat as a doorman

So that’ll cost you $500 for identifying the problem and another $1000 to fix it.

I think we have a franchise here too; I just can’t find that awning and red carpet.

Mice are nice.

Yes, that would be a clue.

Who said meeces have no class?

Should have called it the Pest Western.

Perhaps it’s time to have a word with the doorman.

At least they are paying customers.

That’s how Bleeb gets in too.

Bleeb! Stay away from that case! It probably contains volatile chemicals! Or his lunch. :)

What? No valet parking?

altho I still have some traps in the house, I got smart years ago and set a bunch outside and in the garage… haven’t had one in the house since!

Oh darn. Bleeb was hoping it was a gentleman’s club.

Front desk? I like to complain about a cockroach over here. Where is it? It’s riding the mouse around the room.

Charge them rent