Close to Home by John McPherson for December 24, 2024

I guess it doesn’t just happen walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

Stupid city slickers… it was a goat.

Gotta watch out for them reindeer! Worse than tryin’ to pet a Sasquatch, if you ask me!

Well… someone had to do it!

Fun song, but I still prefer “The 12 Pains of Christmas” by Bob Rivers. :-)

At least this Grandma was lucky enough to have escaped with just a broken arm and leg. The last Grandma this happened to, well, let’s just say all her family ended up dressed in black for Christmas.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Actually, she was walking home from our house on Christmas Eve!

It could happen! Just one more example of how John’s brain works!

Hate that song. HATE!!!

Was the reindeer driving a freaking hummer?

Elmo Shropshire has an epiphany.

I don’t think the blue and silver candles match the hair in her wig.

Also he saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

Groan…

we have a stuffed reindeer that plays that song. I’m sure my grand daughter will play it quite a few times tomorrow.

Here’s a LIKE for coming up with something different within the seasonal theme!

the classic song reference

Bleeb, don’t be messing with that adjustable bed. This is not a commercial! :)

Merry Christmas Bleeb and All! :)

Looks like there was excessive contact after she left third base if this represents ‘close to home’.

I always knew there was a backstory. Merry Christmas, John!

Lmao! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ear worm. Thanks John. Ugh!

LOLOL — Very Clever — LOLOL & Merry Christmas

Serves her right! Ha!

The reindeer stampeded after the carolers sang “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” for the 50th time.

She’s probably safe to walk home on Christmas eve now.