Close to Home by John McPherson for January 16, 2025

I hope Uncle Al is on ice somewhere.

IKEA cremation kits!

IKEA, UKEA, WE-KEA.

John, your least good toons are B+, and your average is A, but this one is an A++ . . . and I am a tough grader!

Was Uncle Al the guy who invented the Allen key?

A tisket, a tasket, a yellow pine wood casket.

You know, if you order sump’n large enough from Amazon, it’ll come in a nice, “casket sized” cardboard box. Kinda like your IKEA casket did.

Hint-hint!

Looks like Bleeb got out while the getting was good.

What a idea a flat pak casket !

Hint: The IKEA cremation kit does not require any tools. Add Uncle Al and place lid on top. It even has a sticker pointing to the opening where you pour in Uncle Al, and a sticker showing which side is ‘up’ on the lid.

But it’s their Termstoogle model. Top of the line MDF construction

Oh great. There’s a piece missing…

Well, it’s not like you’re on deadline to finish the project.

Use duct tape

Another Bleeb-less day, alas.

Cremate the old buzzard! Problem solved. Your welcome.

A company called Rocklers used to sell a casket hardware kit. Don’t know if they still do.

Bleeb sure has been coming and going a lot lately. :-(