Close to Home by John McPherson for February 25, 2025

Shaken, not stirred

Just be sure not to put any olives in them, they plug up the drip.

Happy hour!

A failed experiment was the hourglass. Patients kept thinking their time was running out.

Disguise it any way you want… just keep puttin’ the feel good juice in there!

I may need to go under the knife soon if so I will aslo need some Rehabilitation! Will definitely bring a flask of Single Malt Whiskey with me !

Gotta love the psychology!

I think bleeb should’ve been hanging off the glass.

That works for me!

The dreaded separation of martini and Rossi!

Rossi went to the Minnesota Wild, not to medical confinement.

I’ll drink to that!

We’ve come a long way…from Saline solution to Grey Goose!

It helps to have a visual reminder of your goals for when you leave the hospital.

I don’t know why I laughed so much, but I did. And I don’t even drink alcohol.