Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 15, 2009

Hook up HD to that old TV and it would explode!

What are those two round things on the side, the two wires on top, and the part sticking out of the back?

I’ll switch to Hi Def TV when I get Hi Def eyes.

I’ll bet that tube is still black & white.

I don’t think that’s a TV that even picks up digital. There are rabbit ears that you can use to pick up the digital signal, but if your TV is not at the minimum an SD TV, you’ll be watching static.

when the snow is completely blurry

The analog static is better than most programming on digital, anyway.

Easy for the bird to say, he’s not paying for it. Hey big mouth bird, if you want hi-def, go find a rich owner.

when you have to replace the antenna with a coat hanger and you have to use a pair of vise grips to change the channel

it could be time to switch

He needs a converter box

The real question, Ziggy, is when do you plan to start wearing pants?

I think the cable company secretly jams over-the-air frequencies.

:-)

Think of the children Ziggy! Pants! Now!!!

I don’t think he can afford pants, which makes a new TV out of the question.

With knees like those, he needs pants.

Pants on Ziggy! No pants, no peace!

PANTS ON ZIGGY! PANTS ON ZIGGY!

SON OF A B*TCH!